Jalleth

Jalleth is a drow who dabbles in poetry. He read two waterfowl related poems at The Last Stop on night two of Operation Moonbeam.

Appearance

 * Drow

Personality

 * Has a problem with waterfowl

Other

 * Poem 1

Fuck that stupid duck.

Pluck the feathers off that schmuck.

Chuck him in the muck.


 * Poem 2

That Seagull stole my omelet;

He flew above the highest tree.

And then before the bird alit,

He first looked down and laughed at me.

I tried to find a stick to throw.

Or else a sturdy rock or stone.

The sole projectile near me, though

My second om’let, now alone.

I pondered then with lunch in hand,

If I should cut my losses there.

Should I my vengeful thoughts disband,

Enjoy my food and say “all’s fair.”

And then I hurled my om’let high

And smacked that bird right out the sky.